I love egg nog. So much so that I wish I could have it all year ’round. So of course I learned to make my own. And every time I offer it to people, I try to do it in Denholm Elliott’s voice from (my favourite movie of all time — don’t judge) Trading Places. He’s just so emphatic.
I know. I don’t know why I showed you that. I just love egg nog that much. So when I found this recipe on Design*Sponge I knew the time had come. THIS WAS IT.
So first you start by creating an ice bath. That means either filling your sink with water and ice cubes, or a large bowl that will hold your pot. My sink is terrible at retaining water (not my sink, not my problem), so I opted for a heat-proof bowl.
Then grab a medium-sized pot and crack in 6 whole eggs. Give those a thorough whisking.
Pour in as well 2 cups whole milk (we call it homogenized here in the Great White North), 1 cup heavy (whipping) cream, and 1/2 cup granulated sugar.
Cook over medium heat, stirring often, until the custard (because that’s what it is) thickens and coats the back of a wooden spoon. Resist the urge to speed things up by turning up the heat. That’s how you get scrambled eggs plus milk. Not cool.
Plop the pot into the ice bath. Add in 2 teaspoons vanilla extract and whisk the whole shebang for about 3 or 4 minutes.
Put the lid on the pot, haul it out of the ice bath, and let it come to room temperature, about an hour (I had some errands to run so I actually put mine in the fridge for about four hours and it was fine as well).
Next, strain the egg solids (those lumpy bits) out of your custard by pouring it through a sieve over a bowl.
You can throw these out. Or compost them like a good citizen.
Now whisk in your booze***. The original recipe calls for brandy or rum plus bourbon, but the Pie and I are not bourbon fanatics like Trav, so we opted for 1/2 cup rum plus 1/2 cup maple whisky.
Whisk that whisky right in there.
Might as well add a few dashes of grated nutmeg as well.
Now pour 1 cup whipping cream into a bowl and beat the crap out of it until it forms stiff peaks.
Then fold that gorgeousness into your eggnog.
Let your eggnog chill for a couple of hours before drinking. It’s like drinking whipped cream, essentially. I personally don’t think the recipe would be that good without the alcohol to kind of dilute it, so if you’re looking for a non-alcoholic version, this is probably not it.
*** That said, however, if you want to try this particular recipe without the booze, this is what I recommend: instead of adding 1 cup booze, add 1 cup whole milk, and then when it gets to the final 1 cup whipping cream, just add it in without whipping. Then the whole thing is much less solid and easier to drink on its own.
9 thoughts on “Egg Nog?”
I love eggnog, too–I usually get the dairy-free Silk brand. Now I realize why the real stuff has a bezillion calories– it’s like drinking custard! Yum!!
Oh yeah. The real stuff is not good for you by any means. But it’s totally worth it.
I completely agree! Enjoy your holidays! 🙂
Thank you! Same to you!
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You must have read my mind. I was just craving eggnog! I’ve never made my own; I prefer not to think about the egg in my nog. I really may have to break down and try this, though.
Well it’s cooked egg, if that helps you think about it better …
I should really try this, I’m sure it’s delicious!
Indeed it is!
This is a wonderful recipe! Just tried it!