The inspiration for this delightful twist on the classic parritch recipe comes from the ever-brilliant Foodess and it’s a new favourite in this house. You can use any kind of oats you want for this dish. I prefer the steel-cut oats because they have a nice texture for oatmeal, though they take longer to cook than old-fashioned oats. The measurements below serve two for a nice warm breakfast on a very cold day. You can easily expand the recipe: just remember that the ratio of oats to liquid is 1:2. If you like to add extra ingredients like coconut or dried fruit to the porridge before cooking, just add a few extra splashes of water to compensate.
Plop 2/3 cup oats into a smallish pot with 1 1/3 cup water (or milk, if you want to be extra luxurious, or coconut milk or soy milk or rice milk or unicorn milk or whatever). Add in about 1/3 cup shredded dried coconut as well, if you like.
Tip in as well 2 tablespoons peanut butter (or almond butter or sunbutter or whatever kind of that sort of thing you like) and let that melt into the mess.
Bring to a low simmer, stirring often, until it gets all thick and glutinous. If you get it so thick that your spurtle (that’s the wooden stir stick thingy) stands up in the centre then it’s thick enough for your average Highlander but you might want to take it off the heat before that point for your own personal taste.
Scoop the porridge into two bowls (soak the bottom of your pot with water while you eat so you can clean it more easily later). Sprinkle with brown sugar and decorate with slices from a banana.
Serve with a little bit of milk to cool it down and add a bit of liquidity.
I love, LOVE reading Thug Kitchen. Believe it or not, this is actually how I cook most of the time. With very colourful language. I tend to tone it down so as not to offend your more delicate sensibilities. However, you may find that sometimes the tenor of my writing changes a bit. Usually you can blame that on a binge reading of Thug Kitchen, or a quick episode of Epic Meal Time. If I had my own internet cooking show, you can bet there would be lots of yelling and throwing of things. And probably more dropping-things-on-the-floor-then-picking-them-up-and-putting-them-back-in-the-bowl than you were really prepared for. Because that’s real life for me.
Anyway, I’m a firm believer in breakfast. Yup, I’m one of THOSE. Don’t even argue with me. And I love me my parritch, so this quinoa oatmeal with steel cut oats appeals to the hippy highlander in me.
Start with 1/2 cup quinoa, and give that a good rinse in a sieve so that you wash off all the bitterness.
Put 4 cups water in a kettle and set that on the stove to come to an almost boil (you’ll thank me for the shortcut later).
Now you’re going to plop a bit of olive or coconut oil (1 teaspoon) in a saucepan, followed by 1 cup steel cut oats.
Stir that around on medium heat until the oats start to smell nice and toasty.
Chuck in the quinoa and the water and bring it to a boil (which will be almost immediately because you already almost boiled the water, remember?), then lower it to a simmer and let it cook as it is for about 20 minutes.
Stir it occasionally so it doesn’t burn, but don’t fret too much about it.
Add in about 1/2 cup of whatever kind of milk you like and turn off the heat.
Serves 4, garnished with fruit and nuts or raisins and brown sugar or whatever floats your boat!