Shaddup. It’s a bad pun. A terrible title in total. YOU try coming up with lovely alliterations and pithy puns on a thrice-weekly basis. That involve baking and making stuff out of magazines.
We needed some coasters. Because, uh, we didn’t have any. And I forgot how much cold beverages SWEAT in the summer in Ottawa.
I like all the cute cork DIY coasters you see on the internet but I don’t have any cork at the moment. I do, however, have an issue of National Geographic that I’m currently finished with. And a paper cutter. And a pair of scissors. And a bone folder. And some time. You can do this too, with any magazine. Bone folder and paper cutter are optional, though handy. The inspiration comes from the late lamented How About Orange but the concept is pretty straightforward and I did it a little differently. I’ve also seen this done with plastic drinking straws.
Tear your pages out of the magazine that you want. Pick ones with bold colours that cover most of the page. For my coasters I used a 6 x 7 grid, so I needed 13 strips, therefore 13 pages from the magazine. Cut off the ragged edge (I trimmed off enough that the page measured 6″ wide). After trimming the edge, cut your pages in half again lengthwise.
Now take one of those half sheets and fold it in half again. We will not mention that I am using the Pie’s Dark Souls II User Guide as my folding surface.
Then take the two open edges and fold them inward about a third of the width of the strip.
Fold the folded edge inward, too, so you’ve hidden the outside edges by folding the whole thing in three.
Then take your strip and fold it in half lengthwise. Sorry for the blurry stars — I was losing the light.
Grab one strip and hold it together in its folded position. Take another strip and tuck one side of it between the two flaps of the original strip. So one side will be sandwiched inside and one side will be out. Do the same with the next strip, but this time put the opposite side into the sandwich, like so.
Do this until you have it as wide as you want it, with alternating half-sandwichy strips. Man, it’s really hard to do a play-by-play for this stuff. Mine was 7 strips wide.
On your next row, start from the opposite direction, weaving one side of the folded strip in and out of the sandwiched other strips. Make sure to check both sides of this as you’re going along, because sometimes you can miss one, like you can see in this photo.
Keep going with more strips.
Make sure to stop occasionally to shove all the strips tightly together so your weave is solid and even.
Because of the thickness of my magazine paper, my coaster ended up being more square using 7 strips wide by 6 strips long, so this is where I stopped.
So now you have lots of tabs sticking out on three sides. Well. For the tabs that are sandwiched between other strips, you can just cut those straight off.
Then you can tuck the opposite tab from the same strip into the space where the cutoff tab is sitting. You may need to trim the edge of the strip so it will fit properly and not stick out on the other side.
Just keep doing that until you’re all done!
You can see the edges are all tucked under here.
I think I will spray these with some form of sealant or paint them with Mod Podge to keep them from absorbing too much moisture. But they’re kind of neat, and a nice thing to keep your hands busy while watching TV in the evenings.