As you may have seen from previous posts (like when our toilet exploded), life here at Elizabeth is more often than not fraught with peril. And now, with two small boys and a wee dog running around, the grown-ups here have to be extra vigilant.
And of course, being boys, they like to get themselves into trouble. One of their favourite things to do is attempt to climb under the back porch, which is full of rubble and sharp bits of re-bar and all sorts of nasty things. Once they’re under there, it’s a job getting them back out.
As a solution, I am going to staple a plastic screen around the whole thing. Subtle and yet effective. I found a roll of plastic chicken wire at Canadian Tire for $11.
If I have any left, I’m going to go around the railings as well. Both Gren and IP have a disturbing tendency to hang off the edge. I hope the screen will act as a deterrent. And I found some extra in the shed the other day. BONUS.
Our staple gun isn’t particularly powerful, and my hands are quite small, so I had to grip the gun near the top and therefore didn’t get as much stapling *oomph* as I wanted. There are certain drawbacks to being a woman with tiny hands.
Basically I just tried to get the screen as tight as possible and then stapled the crap out of it, leaving no space for small fingers (or noses) to get in.
Now, this is only plastic chicken wire, which isn’t very strong. It’s more of a mental deterrent than a real physical barrier. In an attempt to make it stronger than it was, I kept it all as one long piece for as much as I could, and, of course, stapled the crap out of it.
I did the top as well, hiding the raw edges on the outside where il Principe couldn’t see them. Of course the first thing he did when he came out was stick his fingers through the holes and try to push his brother’s stroller through one of the panels. The screen works better in deterring Gren from wreaking havoc.
We might end up ripping it out (the top stuff at least) and using real metal chicken wire, just because when il Principe is determined about something, he’s really determined.