FINALLY.
The weather and the fates conspired against me and I was not able to go out into the garden until MONDAY evening. It’s shameful that “Day One” and “Day Two” should be so freaking far apart. Stupid Newfoundland. Spring just does not exist here. In fact it’s supposed to snow Tuesday. Of course.
Anyway, I did my raking. The Pie helped tremendously even though he loathes gardening. Otherwise it would have taken FOREVER.
Here’s the before.
Here’s the during. It was the Pie’s idea to put all the leaves on a tarp and drag them to the leaf heap behind the shed. It was sheer genius.
He grew up in a forest and is thus familiar with such brilliant leaf transport methods.
Here’s the after. Admittedly it’s rather half-assed, but at this late point all the leaves have disintegrated and are impossible to rake. The Pie says the rest of them will disappear the first time he mows the lawn.
I hope to have better luck with the slugs and snails this year. As I’m sure you noticed with my Rodentia posts that I’m not a huge fan of needlessly killing living things that have done me no personal harm. But these slugs and snails, they’re everywhere (and I mean everywhere), and they’re costing me money (that I don’t have) in replacement plants. My young plants have no chance to grow before they’re literally nipped in the bud by the slimy suckers.
And you can see that the slugs have already had their way with my tulips.
They’ve eaten all the buds on my iris as well. I nearly raked up the iris while clearing out the beds due to their tenuous grasp on the soil. I hope they don’t die.
So I caved and bought Scott’s Eco-Sense SLUG-B-GON at Canadian Tire. Because the name is AWESOME.
But actually because the bait just stops slugs from eating once they eat it, and uneaten bait is safely absorbed by the soil, safe for other animals, children, pets … all that jazz. I’m excited to test it out.
As far as the actual growing of things goes, I got nothin’. The tulips, iris, and daffodils are doing their regular thing, but haven’t yet bloomed. I’m trying to get a cutting from my indoor palm to root to give to Kª, and I’ve started trying to root some avocado pits as well. If that works I’ll give you a little how-to. In the meantime, we just wait.
I have been doing my research, however, and have come up with a list of perennial plants that are supposedly hardy here on the rock (shallow, rocky, lead-filled soil) and which I wouldn’t mind having in my garden:
Cornflower/Bachelor’s Buttons (these grew last year but they’re an annual so I’m not sure I’ll plant again)
Hosta (though the slugs had their way with them last year)
Laburnum (which actually grows in huge trees next door)
Pitcher Plant (the official provincial flower)
Poppies (we had some success last year. I’m hoping they appear again.)
Sea Thrift (apparently pretty rare but also native to the island)
Viola (Pansies)
The goal with this garden is to plant all this stuff and set it up so no one has to work on it while I’m gone on my fieldwork term. Easy peasy is the key here. Any suggestions (or cuttings!) would be most appreciated, just put your comments below.
***EDIT: I’ll have you know it has snowed TWICE since I wrote this. The last time it snowed was yesterday morning. Oh Newfoundland … ***
The crocuses on my front lawn have informed me that it is, indeed, spring.
The tulips and daffodils in the backyard are thinking about making their presence known.

The snowplow, at some point in our long and crappy winter, got a little over-zealous and took a sizable chunk out of the lawn on the side of KK’s driveway (Elizabeth has two driveways: ours is on the right and KK’s is on the left). The turf was still there, and still mostly intact, so it was just a matter of gathering up the pieces from the lawn and the walkway and stomping them into place. I then watered the crap out of it and in a couple of weeks (when it is less windy, hopefully), I will scatter some grass seed on the bare bits. 
Our stuff is of course in the back right corner, so I spent about half an hour or so moving things to and fro. I didn’t take a picture of the interior after I had done clearing up, because it still looks chaotic, but now there’s a nice clear space in the middle and a path to the back where our stuff is. I managed to dig up my gardening tools and lawnmower and put them in a place I can get to them easily. I wonder how long that will last.
This is what the front bed looked like when the Pie and I moved in in August 2008. This photo was actually taken in the spring of 2009, because I obviously hadn’t gotten around to doing anything with it. That’s not true. The bare patch is where I moved the struggling astilbe to the back. The rest was a wash, a weird combination of grass, tulips, baby hostas, and lots and lots of weeds. I was hoping it would just grow over.

My quarry in the backyard leads to the scary basement of our house, and consists of the crumbling foundation of a previously collapsed back porch. I have pulled hundreds of rocks out of this area over the past year and I am only now starting to notice a decline in the availability. I actually had to dig some of the rocks out of the deteriorating concrete matrix. It was kind of fun, but hard work, jimmying the bigger ones out of the old foundation.


