Bees plus Booze: Making Krupnikas

This recipe popped up on Global Table back in January 2012 and I have been positively itching to make it ever since. The problem is that in order to make lovely, lovely liqueurs, you need grain alcohol. And there are very few provinces in Canada where you can legally purchase such things. Fortunately one of my lovely friends picked some Everclear up for me when he was in Michigan and brought it across the border for me for my birthday.  And this lovely warming sipper will make a fantastic gift. Did I mention it makes your house smell lovely as you’re making it, and also that it’s ridiculously easy? LOVELY.

First, though, you have to do your due diligence regarding what you’re going to put your finished concoction in. I searched high and low, in second-hand stores and restaurant supply stores, to find appropriate bottles for a reasonable price. Finally I found these 200mL flasks at Terra20 (sorry non-Ottawans, it’s a local store, but they do have online shopping). Now, you can put your bottles through a run in the dishwasher if you like, but I don’t trust my dishwasher fully because I have never cleaned it. I am my father’s daughter and as such he has taught me to properly sterilize things you’re going to put booze in. So first you wash them thoroughly in detergent and hot water.

Let them drip dry.

Then grab some Star-San if you can get it from a local home-brew place.

Follow the instructions carefully, and wear gloves! Let your bottles air dry while you prepare your ingredients.

I love that this recipe uses whole spices.

In fact, it uses WHOLE turmeric, which was tricky for me to find after trolling through several health food stores. But it was super cheap. When the cashier asked me how much I wanted to order, I said, “Oh, 200g or so,” not knowing how much that would be. It was a lot. And it cost me about $4. I only need one of those weird little ginger-like knobs.

You’ll need about 1 1/2lbs of honey (organic and local if possible, naturally). This works out to about 550mL liquid honey.

Peel 1 orange.

And peel half a lemon.

Grab 3 or 4 cinnamon sticks.

And 5 allspice berries.

And a nutmeg. (A nutmeg? A meg nut? I dunno.)

And 8 cloves.

And 10 cardamom pods.

And 1 teaspoon fennel seeds.

And 1 1/2 teaspoons black pepper.

You will also need 1 vanilla bean, sliced and scraped. Except for some reason I totally forgot to include that in the recipe. It’s still amazing, but I bet a vanilla bean would make it even more amazing.

Grab yourself a 3″ knob of ginger, and slice that into four pieces.

And grab a 2-3″ knob of turmeric, and slice THAT into four pieces.

Look at that gorgeous orange. The turmeric will give a nice sort of earthy base to the booze, while at the same time keeping that lovely yellow tint you expect of something made with honey.

Crack all the spices to let the flavour out. I used a nutcracker on the nutmeg.

And my pestle for the rest.

Gather your spices and plop them in a cup for now. Not shown of course is the vanilla bean I forgot.

In a large saucepan, dump in your honey and 1L water and bring that to a simmer.

Skim any foam off the top with a slotted spoon.

Dump all your spices in and let that become an amazing concoction.

Simmer that sucker, stirring occasionally, for about 35 minutes. At this point the young man who was fixing my ceiling crept up behind me and asked me what I was making that smelled so good. As he was about 16 years old I did not offer him any of it. I’m not sure if he was sad or not. But I’m sure the craftsmanship on my ceiling would have suffered.

Remove the pot from the heat and pour in 750mL grain alcohol. Watch out, as it will fizz up and the fumes will likely make you cough a bit. While it still smells good I don’t recommend you go around huffing grain alcohol fumes. That might be bad.

Strain out the spices and use them for something else, like a syrup or ice cream base.

I plopped them into some applesauce I was making. It made the applesauce taste like CANDY.

Line up your bottles ready for filling. I put them all in a dish and wedged them with a dish towel to keep them steady while I filled them.

I filled all 8 200mL bottles exactly, just like I’d planned.

Seal the bottles and let them cool. The mixture will be cloudy at first.

But still gloriously cheerfully yellow.

The cloudiness is a sediment that will settle over the next couple of days. You can drink this stuff right away and it will be unbelievably good, but the longer you let it sit the mellower and more amazing it will get. Try to wait at least two weeks.

Even after just 24 hours most of the sediment has settled. You can stir the sediment back in if you like, or filter it out and serve it on cake or whatever.

My true sadness is that I was hoping for a little extra krupnikas to try myself, but I didn’t get any. I am going to give all of this away. So I hope that my friends share.