Ten days ago (that would be 8 March 2011) was a very auspicious day. It was the 100th anniversary of International Women’s Day (go us!), and it was also Pancake Tuesday/Mardi Gras. AND. And. It was my birthday. I turned TWENTY-NINE. Holy smokes. That’s a prime number.
In honour of the occasion (and because I need to perfect my fondant for Chel‘s wedding cake in June), I made my own birthday cake.
This is very loosely based on a cupcake the Pie and I made for our own wedding back in August 2009. The cupcake itself came from Susannah Blake’s Cupcake Heaven, but I think I’ve sufficiently changed this so I can call this recipe all my own.
Some of this stuff you can do ahead of time, like the fondant and the buttercream icing, and just put them in the fridge until you need them.
For the Cake:




Remove the pans to racks to cool completely.
For the Fondant:
In the bowl of a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, whip together 3 teaspoons vanilla, 1 cup butter, softened but not melted, and 1 cup corn syrup. If you want your fondant to be white, use the light corn syrup, as the dark stuff I used gave the fondant a creamy complexion.
When the mixture is creamy and fluffy, reduce the speed to low and add 1kg icing sugar, a bit at a time. If you do it all at once, or if you do it on high, you will get a mushroom cloud of icing sugar everywhere.
And it might even get on your dog.
When it is all incorporated, you will have a large doughy mass. 
Tip it out onto some waxed paper and knead it into a ball. If your dough is too tacky you might find that you want to add more icing sugar. To do this simply dust a work surface with icing sugar and knead it in.
When the dough has reached the consistency that you are happy with (i.e., not sticky, but not so dry that it cracks), then you can colour it. It helps to wear gloves for this part.
Spread a few drops of food colouring over your dough and knead them in until the colour is uniform. 
It will take a while to get it the colour you want it.
I was aiming for a pale pink but because of the yellowish tinge due to the dark corn syrup it came out more flesh coloured. Or at least, MY flesh colour.
I pulled off an extra bit of the newly coloured dough here and added extra food colouring so it was a darker pink than the rest. 
I will use this for the decoration part.
When you have kneaded to your satisfaction, wrap the dough tightly in waxed paper and seal it in an airtight container in the refrigerator until you need it.
For the Buttercream Icing:
In a stand mixer, whip 2 cups softened butter until pale and fluffy. 
Beat in 2 cups icing sugar until you get soft peaks.
Add in 4 tablespoons raspberry jam.
And that 1/2 cup reserved raspberry juice. 
Mix well. It may be slightly grainy, but that’s okay for our purposes.
Plop the icing in the fridge until you are ready to use it.
To Decorate:
Remove the icing and the fondant from the refrigerator and bring them to room temperature.
Tip out the cakes and peel off the parchment paper.
Slice off the round top of each cake, if you care about such things. I didn’t, because I wanted the top to be rounded slightly, and so I flipped one cake upside down and put the two flat sides together. Cut each cake in half horizontally.


Spread a crumb coat of buttercream on your cake (just a thin layer to trap the crumbs) and place the cake in the refrigerator for 15 minutes until the icing has set. Remove the cake from the refrigerator and use the remaining buttercream to smooth out the surface. Chuck it in the refrigerator again until the second layer of icing is set.
While the cake is chilling, roll out your fondant on a surface dusted with icing sugar or corn starch. You will want to roll it to about 1/4″ thick. Any thinner and you will be able to see the flaws in the cake through it. Any thicker and you will have trouble stretching it properly. Make sure to take off your rings and watches while you do this so you don’t mar the fondant surface.
To determine the surface area you will be covering, measure the height and width of your cake. You will need to create a round surface of fondant that is a diameter of twice the height plus the width of your cake.
Gently lift the flattened fondant over your rolling pin and use it as a lever to help you lay the fondant over your chilled cake. I found that approach didn’t work for me, and I had to try several different methods before I found one that worked. I rolled it out over waxed paper and used the waxed paper to do the transfer. The only problem is that my waxed paper was too narrow and I had to double it, which resulted in it leaving a line on the fondant. I will have to find some industrial-width waxed paper for next time.
Using your hands, gently lift and press the fondant into the sides of your cake after smoothing the top. Don’t pull on the fondant or it will crack — lift instead and flatten out the wrinkles with the palm of your hand. It may seem counter-intuitive, but you’ll see what I mean when you do it. Notice the strong colour resemblance between my hand hand the fondant? Yes, I am pale and pasty and spring can’t come soon enough.
Trim off excess fondant at the base of the cake. Otherwise you will have a cake that resembles a demented jellyfish. Or some bizarre prehistoric alien life form that may slowly yet inexorably expand, engulfing your family, your house, and then the entire planet. THE THING THAT TIME FORGOT.
So yeah, you want to trim that sucker.
There are such things as fondant smoothers that you can use to even out the fondant surface. I didn’t have one, so I used a flat-sided plastic cup. And that excess icing sugar or corn starch on the surface? Don’t worry about it. It will either come off by itself in the course of you smoothing and shaping, or you can wipe it off with a wet finger.
It’s far from perfect, but quite impressive for a first attempt, if I do say so myself.
Here I have rolled out the darker fondant onto a sheet of waxed paper and traced on it a design. 
Cut out the design with a sharp knife and pull off the excess, leaving the design on the waxed paper.
Lightly brush the top of the fondant pieces with water.
Carefully roll the design on the paper face down on top of the cake and press down lightly.
I took a deep breath after I’d done this.
Even more carefully, peel off the waxed paper, leaving your design on the cake. Smooth the sharp edges with your fingers.
You can also freehand other elements out of the leftover fondant, as you see I did here. You can also store the scraps in the fridge in an airtight container, just in case you want them for something else later.
Chill the cake to harden the fondant before serving. Then eat as much of it as you can handle.
I would definitely recommend storing this cake in the refrigerator and eating it within a few days of making it.



















I went to high school with a lovely girl named Paola. While we generally pronounced it the boring North American way (“Pollah”), we would occasionally say it correctly (“Powla”) or even go crazy and hyper-phoeneticize it (“Payola”).
In grades nine and ten she and I used to colour pretty much everything we owned. We used a lot of Crayola products, especially the stamp-y markers. She had way more artistic skill in her little finger than I could ever hope to have.
Lay a sheet of kraft paper on your ironing board. This is the crucial step or you end up with melted wax all over your ironing board.











I have designated certain days in my life as chocolate cake days. You know, those days where things tend to go wrong, and you end up with 
Butter up two 9″ x 2″ cake pans and place pretty circles of parchment paper (not to be mistaken with waxed paper, that would be a bad idea) in the bottom of each. I used a compass because I have a good attention to detail (the Pie called me a nerd for doing so but HE’s the one who wrote a remote sensing exam today). Put those pans somewhere and work on the other stuff.

Add 2 eggs, one at a time. Don’t forget to scrape down the sides of the bowl on occasion.




You can tell it’s done when you stick a toothpick in the centre and it comes out clean. I found that mine took an extra five minutes. Make sure the cake is completely cool before you think about icing it. When removing from the pan, run a spatula around the edge to loosen the sucker. Due to time constraints, I actually made up the cake part the day before, then wrapped it tightly in plastic over night, and made the frosting the next day.
In a double boiler or a bowl set over (but not touching) a pot of barely simmering water, melt 10 oz good quality chocolate (your preference for the type) in 1/2 cup cream. Just so you know, an ounce of chocolate is one of those squares in the boxes of baking chocolate.

Remove from heat and cut in 3/4 cup butter. Whisk until butter is thoroughly melted and mixed in and the mixture is smooth and velvety. Let your ganache cool until it’s spreadable, which could take up to an hour (your cake will take probably this long to cool anyway). Be sure to give the cooled ganache a good whisk to fluff it up a little.

I made another modification here. I took the leftover frozen glaze from the previous angel’s food cake and decided to put it on this one as well. It seemed fitting. All I did was defrost the glaze and whisk it up a little. It was slightly lumpy after its time in the freezer but it tasted the same.


